the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to die

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to see through glass

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!