The power to pee while standing up

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to smell whore

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to make money disappear.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!