- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to wish you had a power

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to think of a good super power right now.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to keep up with the kardashians

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

Pointless Super Powers