- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to lick your balls.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to see through glass

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

Pointless Super Powers