- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to digest corn.

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

yo mama

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to break bones at will.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

Liam Brudenell

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to obey gravity

the power to sneeze whenever you want

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

Pointless Super Powers