- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

the power to turn wine into water.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to pee while standing up

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

the ability to wake up on an elephant

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to fly while masturbating.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The ability to like this post

The power to like Justin Bieber

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to fall in love reptiles

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

Pointless Super Powers