- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The power.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to control yourself

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power of bad luck

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to ejaculate napalm

Read fortune cookies without opening them

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to become a laptop forever!

Pointless Super Powers