The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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the power to fire my lazer

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to like justin beiber

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to not see anything

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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the power to die on the spot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!