- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

The power of the most useless power and have that power.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to block your own powers

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

The power to take huge shits at will.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to pee while standing up

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

Pointless Super Powers