- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to release the bogus

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The ability to spit mouthwash

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

Pointless Super Powers