- Pointless Super Powers

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

+86

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

+86

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

+86

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get married

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

yo mama

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to be alone

open up pickles glass

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to Rage Against The Machine