the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!