- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

anything Aquaman does

The power to look at Sun.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to only see glass.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to climb up fallen trees

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to predict the present

Pointless Super Powers