- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to be an idiot.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to lower your own ego.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to only see glass.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to wish you had a power

the power to any ugly person love you.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

Pointless Super Powers