- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to orgasm with your mind

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to smell whore

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to rotten food.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

Pointless Super Powers