The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!