- Pointless Super Powers

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

+78

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

+70

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

+68

the power to be friends with Donald trump

+66

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

+66

the power of mind controlling...yourself

+66

the power to see everyone as a tree

+66

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

+64

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to walk on land.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to hear in the dark.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

the power to defecate while standing up...

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to see through glass