time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power to control nothing

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the power to get married

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!