- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to pee while standing up

the ability to wake up on an elephant

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power of learning

The power to rotten food.

ability to run very fast forever

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

Pointless Super Powers