- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The ability to control dairy products

The power to not have a superpower

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

Pointless Super Powers