Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to become powerless

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to not see anything

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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the power to die on the spot

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to block your own powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!