The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power of women's rights.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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the power to get sick

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!