The power to lick anything except pussy.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to not finish your

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!