the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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the power to run in slow motion

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to be a snail

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!