The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to speak to toasters

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!