The power to ejaculate napalm

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the power to hovertate

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to pee any color

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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the power to become demented

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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ability to run very fast forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!