- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to fly while masturbating.

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

The ability to like this post

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to quote memes randomly

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to digest corn.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

yo mama

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

Pointless Super Powers