The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to predict the present

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to never come into existence

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!