- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get married

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The ability to self destruct at will.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to speak using their mouth

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

anything Aquaman does

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to sharpen a pen

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to lick your own balls!!!

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

Pointless Super Powers