time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to smell whore

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to rotten food.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!