The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!