The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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the power to like justin beiber

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to control yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!