the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to poo without wiping.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power of 12% levetation

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open up pickles glass

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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the power to get sick

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!