The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to poo without wiping.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to be powerless

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!