The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to create another human

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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the power to hovertate

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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the power to become demented

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power of learning

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!