- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to be a snail

The ability to be poor for life

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

Pointless Super Powers