The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to smell like ham

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Aweonao

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!