The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power of learning

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to be missed when present.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!