- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power of love

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The ability to go to hell.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

power to age faster

The power to kill yourself.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

Pointless Super Powers