The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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the power to spell words wrong

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to stop existing.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to be a snail

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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the power to not finish your

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!