The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to be a snail

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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the power to hovertate

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!