- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell any point in time

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

yo mama

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

Liam Brudenell

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to make everything worse

The power of women's rights.

The power to be powerless

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to burn the sun.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

Pointless Super Powers