The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to be a snail

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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the ability to blow yourself

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!