- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do everything that you can do.

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to be a snail

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to murder rocks.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

Pointless Super Powers