- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

Nope. Just nope.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to fart rainbows

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to have no superpower

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power of love

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to get hurt without a break.

the power to do nothing

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to die at will

Pointless Super Powers