- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be blind

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to smell through your arse.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

power to age faster

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The power to like any show

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

to zap people but only yourself

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

Pointless Super Powers