- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

the ability to talk to humans

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to see the past.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the ability to look into your brain

The power to be blind

The power to control mealworms

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to be missed when present.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

Power to give birth through your penis.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to kill yourself.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

Pointless Super Powers