- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to die when you get old

the power to read this sentence

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to die at any moment you want.

the power to do nothing

Acid tears.

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to fart slightly less deadly

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

Pointless Super Powers