- Pointless Super Powers

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power of exploding when you think.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

the power to time travel to the present

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The power to state the obvious at will.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to autocorrect your mom.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!