- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to murder rocks.

The power to be blind

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The ability to smell colors

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to die at will

The ability to go to hell.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to kill yourself.

Pointless Super Powers